So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
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I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
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Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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