It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
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