I showed him my bush... on skype.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
3 2 1 whiskey
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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