I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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