What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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