Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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