Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
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