Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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