We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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