you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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