so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
the night ended with taco bell and tears
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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