I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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