So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
What should our trivia night team be named?
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
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Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...