if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?