dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
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This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
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