so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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