Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
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Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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