Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
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If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
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he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
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