it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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