shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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