I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
i permit you to call me
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
He wanted a handjob during a John Wayne movie. I just couldn't find it in my heart to disrespect that man. John Wayne that is.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
