Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
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