We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
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I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
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$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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