Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
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I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
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