Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
And for the fourth year in a row Christmas has ended in tears, yelling and me drinking. This is officially our longest running Christmas tradition.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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