We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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