Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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