We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
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I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
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I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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