Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
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I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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