...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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