Apparently you make a good broom.
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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