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(317): View more from Indiana

I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.

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(971): View more from Oregon

Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.

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(204): View more from Manitoba

You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.

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(903): View more from Texas

Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome

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(425): View more from Washington

Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.

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(586): View more from Michigan

And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.

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(432): View more from Texas

There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...

(917): View more from New York City

Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!

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