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• (702): View more from Nevada

  yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I wish you could order shots online.

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  There's a lady carrying her kids toy animals in a crown royal bag. Mom of the year.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.

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• (310): View more from California

  So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street.  Hello 29...

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• (407): View more from Florida

  That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?

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• (509): View more from Washington

  She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.

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