out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
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I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
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Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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