So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
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In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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