I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
Randomize
