Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
my phone needs a breathalizer
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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