I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
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There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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