try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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