Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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