Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
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Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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