I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
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