yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
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I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
You can't just leave with hair like that
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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