she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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