Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
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She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
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If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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