This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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