well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
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I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
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Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
is it fun? or sober?
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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