I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
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NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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