i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
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You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
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My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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