I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
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You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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