is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you have to choose: penises or morals?
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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