what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
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The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
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Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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