This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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