The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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