Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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