i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
You are a genius and a whore.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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