I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
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He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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