thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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